me: i'll just add 'haha' at the end so i don't sound mean

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

(Source: narcotic, via trust)

tillyoaktree:

mztoxictayy:

jevers1010:

e-nomine-lux-ferous:

thatstheriddle:

sherokutakari:

deanbelievesinwholockholmes:

bennydict:

EVERYONE who reblogs this will be insulted in Shakespearean fashion.

I am so looking forward to this …

I GOT MINE BEING INSULTED HAS MADE MY NIGHT

EVERYONE

SHES NOT JOKING

I am completely prepared for this.

Hit meh with ya best shot

Go ahead.

I WANT ONE SO BAD

(Source: misterdarcy, via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)

coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

(Source: coluring, via disowns)

relahvant:

stop being so cute if i can’t kiss you

(via radical-illusion)

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

(via supreme-dopeness-baby)

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

(Source: megablaziken, via gnarly)

unacted:

reblog if ur dick is bigger than the eiffel tower 

(Source: isilence, via gnarly)

disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(Source: disowns, via disowns)

SLEEPY BOYS ARE THE WORST AND BY WORST I MEAN ABSOLUTE BEST BECAUSE ADORABLE MESSY HAIR AND RASPY VOICES AND POUTY LIPS I JUST CANT DEAL WITH THIS 

(Source: sleepychadwick, via givingblowjobs)

leatherharness:

i don’t think anyone actually likes me

(via acomas)