Irrational Ideas

tobaccoes:

Sometimes you stop talking to someone because you keep telling yourself that if they wanted to talk to you, they would.

(via pizza)

flylng:

why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard

(via pizza)

lsdzeppelin:

giving guys boners is empowering and nothing else matters 

(via classy)

skypestripper:

snapchat must be fun for hot people

(via derangedstilinski)

giantspacefetus:

my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta

(via suspend)

cramp:

my friends do this cute thing where they ignore me until they need something, aw love them so much

(via deair)

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

braydaaan:

"go suck a dick" is the dumbest line of negativity because I see nothing negative about sucking a dick

magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

(Source: crystallizedclarity, via moistbottom)